Are you one of those individuals who believe in love at first sight? Well for me, it’s a bit different. I believe in lust at first sight. I mean, if a bloke lays his eyes on a girl for the first time and he ends up liking him, it would be really ha...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

It seems like a little weird for me being here so I'm not sure what I am looking for but I'll get used to this soon. With that said, I'm open to your suggestion as I love to flirt, but that's just about it, nothing complicated or serious.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

I'm not a shallow bint, I value character and not physical characteristics. A buff bloke doesn't hold a candle to one who knows his way with words. I want to have conversations that would steer my imagination and keep me on the edge, awaiting for wha...

I can't stop thinking about having a hot conversation with someone. My mind is about to explode as I cannot talk to anyone about my desires or my fantasies. It's a shame I'm not allowed to drink or else I would've been in pubs flirting right now.