Intensify my sexual needs. Start kissing my lovely legs all the way up. Tear me apart when you find the hidden gem. Take me to utopia with your hard pounding. Drive me wild. Blow my mind. Take my breath away. Endlessly.

Incorporating food items into sexual activities is one of my favourite things in the world. I would often use syrups or cream to slather on the shaft and see how loud they'd moan. I wonder if men half my age are messy eaters too.

I bought a lounge chair and I've been pondering on what the best shagging positions could be done on it. I have to say that the winner was getting shagged from behind and being pulled back as far as my spine would let little old me.

I love to be undressed slowly. Taking their time with stripping each article of clothing off me. Leaving kisses as they go, gentle or rough caresses against my supple skin. I wouldn't even mind if they use their tongue against my flesh just to tease ...

Giving up control to my partner is never a problem. Even if they're much younger than me, I want to be dominated and be put to use as their sex toy. It may sound degrading to some but I actually thrive in it.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.