I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.

Prove me that you're good in bed, and you'll receive the most amazing message that's only for you. Tell me how you want to jackhammer me with your sword. Make me dripping wet to the point that I can't control myself.

I am the kind of girl who loves to take control. I dream to drive your body crazy, starting with my lips and tongue, touching you softly around your abs then closer to your cock, making you breathe so deep. I like to feel how deep you breathe!

Sex over expensive chocolates. I can order chocolates on my own, but I can't buy great sex. Penis over dildoes. Any size is perfect. Dildoes aren't real, so they don't satisfy me as much as hard cocks.

When I hear the words "please, Mistress", it's like a switch flips inside my brain and I turn into this powerful woman who knows how to take charge. I may look like any old middle aged lady walking down the streets, but in the bedroom I don't hold ba...