I want a gentleman who would leave me sweet texts in the morning. Wishing me a good day and that I was the first person he thought of as soon as he woke up. Then at night he'll leave me breathless with the amount of naughty words he sends my way. The...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Between loving and fucking, I would definitely choose fucking. Well, I really think that loving is only for those hopeless romantics out there. And on the other hand, fucking is for those uncontrollably wild and naughty ladies like me.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

I'm someone honest, considerate, reliable, upright, and most importantly, someone who openly welcomes the mystery of life itself. I'd be thrilled to explore life and romance on the most profound level.

I'm not like other girls who have green fingers and who can cultivate a plant in the proper way. What I have instead are fingers that can sensually trace your whole body. And if you'd give the nod, I can even put my fingers inside your mouth.