So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Lately, I have been dreaming of a lad who gives me an unforgettable experience in bed. I've been dreaming of that lad for nearly a week now and I think the dreams won't stop until I find him and that's the reason why I'm here. I hope to find the lad ...

I may be young but I am sure as hell that I am not an inexperienced lady. As a matter of fact, I lost my virginity when I was 16 and I can't stop having sex since then. But don't worry 'coz I use protection all the time!

I don't drink all the time, but when I do, I down all the bottle until I am completely knackered. I can handle my alcohol well despite my age, so you need to be a strong drinker if you want to see how crazy I am when I am hammered.