Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I have a daring personality that has the power to awaken even penises that are already old and are in slumber. It's them that inspire me to sharpen up my skills. With that, allow me to say that I'm ready for battle. Are you?

I like having exciting adventures. From rock climbing to taking intense rides in theme parks to having public sex, dare me to do those and I will never back down. Let me know if you want to know more about me.

I've recently started my own company, which explains why I've been so fucking stressed and tensed. I always take care of my needs but lately I'm craving to hear raspy moans against my ear as they pound into my tight wet quim. That will surely loosen ...

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.

First scenario: Imagine having sex with a lass who's inexperienced. Would you try to work things out or would you dash? Second scenario: Picture a lovely lass with big boobs and luscious ass who's sweet and hot at the same time. Would you run aw...