Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.

I have a tattoo just above my clit and another one on my derriere. My tattoos have deep meanings. They're something erotic, honey. When I experience a rip-roaring sexual affair, I visit my tattoo artist to ink my supple skin.

I am an elegant and classy lass. I always preferred to have a comfortable and relaxed lifestyle. I want to travel and stay in good hotels as I I connect with nature for a day. I am into music, beautiful clothes and stunning jewelry.

I please myself by spanking my ravishing bum so loud that people from the other room can hear it. Still not satisfied, I let my vibrator jackhammer me hard enough that I can't walk properly the next day.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.