Not to brag, but I have a lot of men who will throw themselves on my feet to get my attention. I know that these guys only want to get inside my pants but I have no qualms about that. Actually, I like it when hot men express their desires to fuck me ...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I have a smart brain and a kind heart. Yes, I am the kind of woman that any guy would want to be with. So if that’s the kind of lass you’re looking for, then I’m perfect for you. I promise that you will never have regrets once you choose to hav...

Every time I’m playing with and by myself, I like bending like a pretzel and doing acrobatics. You might find this funny and amusing, but if you watch me, you’ll probably get turned on and be ignited with passion and desire. Just so you know, I a...

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.