Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

An innocent-looking woman who is in desperate need of some hanky panky. My lips are getting dry already and it would be nice to find a lad who's willing to make it wet. Hit me up if you're the one I'm looking for.

I have come to the conclusion that the best way to give a blowjob is to ask the bloke how he likes it. Though there are some who don't quite know how to ask for things. Which is why I base what they fancy on how much they moan and writhe.

I don't like being tied, blindfolded, or anything associated with BDSM. I just want something simple, sweet, and passionate. And the reason why I am here is that I want to find someone who is just like me.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

I don't believe in fairytales that's why I am not looking for a prince charming. Actually, what I am looking for is a bloke who has the strength and stamina to fuck me nonstop for an entire night. For me, nothing beats that kind of bloke.