Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.

A play-by-play recap when I'm out with my friends is the reason why I'm allergic to serious relationships. Even if a bloke is handsome and makes an effort to spend the day with me or to help me with grocery shopping, I still say no. A no strings atta...

Who doesn't love compliments? I'm not talking about insincere-sounding flattery though. I'm referring to sincere compliments that'll make you smile from ear to ear. If you love that, hit me up right away.

I'm the type of lass who'll try to figure out the solution first before I ask other people's help. I'm quite stubborn but I also know when to admit defeat and learn from my mistakes. Though it's a bit different in bed, I'm submissive and let my partn...