Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

Plays loud music at home. I dance to the rhythm when I'm on the mood. Bakes cake. Chocolate and vanilla are my specialties Shagging in the dark. Lights off please. Wears tight trousers. Want to show off my luscious derrière

Don't wear bras when going out. It's true I don't wear anything aside from my shirt paired with my tight trousers. I felt like I couldn't breathe when I used to wear them, so I'm having a break. Besides, it's what you like, don't you?

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.

Rough, aggressive, a touch violent, and animalistic. The type of sex that would leave me bones yet still craving for more. A young man who can show me that I did not lose the fire despite the years that have passed.

Alice In Wonderland has been my favourite story since I was a child. Even the films were great! The character that caught my attention from the very start is the Mad Hatter. I like to dress up as him for Hallows Eve but the slutty version.