My humour is starting to become as dry as my cunt. It's been a long time since I fucked a man who can make me laugh. I know that these two things may appear to be worlds apart from each other. However, happiness and satisfaction come hand-in-hand. I ...

Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

In love with jumpers. They have a nice fabric that feels so soft on my skin. With my love for nice material, I tend to keep each of my lover's jumper and wear them when I'm about to go to sleep or when I decide to pop around somewhere.

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I'm a voyeur and an exhibitionist at the same time. I like watching people have sex as well as masturbate, but I also like having sex in front of many people. I'm proud to show my luscious boobies and big ass to everyone.