Don't message me if you don't fancy a woman who stays in the shower for too long and who applies makeup on her face. Everything that I do is what makes me happy aside from you, and I don't want my happiness to be taken away from me just because of a ...

I am a self-proclaimed workaholic. In the past, you will rarely see me at home because I spend most of my time at work. Now that I am retired, I have a lot of free time on my hand. I don't know what I should do with all the time I have. If you have s...

Haven't met a chap yet, who pins me down. I've been to many places to find him, and this will be the last time I'm going to try. If you're there, if you want spreading your nice legs with mine, you might be the perfect chap for me.

Hot baths always ease the tension in my body, especially the aching joints that come with aging. Though it doesn't relieve me from the aching I feel in my cunt. I think only a lad's dipstick is the only solution to that predicament.

When it gets hard, that's the time I miss strong arms protecting me. When it gets dark, that's the time I miss hot lips on making my skin warm. When it gets hot, that's the time I wish a man would come and rip my clothes apart. When it gets ...

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.