Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

I like it when people stare at me and think that I am this quiet, simple girl, that I'm not capable of doing certain things. l just laugh because they don't know the dirty little freak that I am.

I know that I may not look like the kind of lady who does deepthroat or maybe the lady who rides on top of a man like a professional rider. But I assure you that I'm not what I look like. I am actually excellent in bed and I promise that you won't be...

A strong man attracts me. He walks confidently, and it seems that nothing can stop him from doing what he wants. That's my type. And I like to play a damsel in distress, a sexy one who'll turn him on.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I am the private kind of lady. I am very discreet but I know how to take control and at the same time submit to my partner’s sexual desires. I’m here because I want to find a bloke who can keep me company during the loneliest nights when the only...