Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Are you looking for a friendly but naughty lass? Someone who looks innocent until you get to know her better and see how filthy her mind can be. I have a lot of dirty little secrets that I can’t wait to share with someone. All the blokes who have b...

I'm one of the wildest you'll ever meet. My hands perfectly well know how to run my fingers on your penis for you to have a great orgasm. Whether you're single or not, you won't be able to resist my charm.

I've no idea why I'm here. I never thought that I would be here someday. I'm not even sure if creating an account is worth it. On the flip side, it might be worth a try. I won't lose anything after all.

I am a young lady who is looking for a lad who can treat me like a sugar baby. I want a bloke who can shower me with all the love and attention that I deserve and he can expect me to be forever loyal to him. Another promise that I can make is to do e...