I've been to a strip club once and it pushed me to learn how to give a good lap dance. I've been at it for a while now and have received positive feedback from my instructors. All I need now is lacy lingerie and some knee-high boots.

The best shag of my life so far involved two men and a few bottles of whiskey. Left me sore for days but never regretted it, it was a brilliant night! Now though, I'm not looking for anything bonkers-- too old for that. Just some old-fashioned sex wi...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

Time is of the essence when you are old and horny such as myself. I don't know when I will pop up my clogs, so I tend to rush at things I want to do. I would love to have a man to fuck me hard before I bite the dust, and I can't wait for that any lon...

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

All I want is to fill my remaining nights on Earth with hardcore sex and rough pounding. I know that some people will think that I am out of mind because all I think about is sex even if I don't have that long to live. However, I prefer to spend the ...