Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have a kink for lads who have long necks and a prominent Adam's apple. It makes me ache to leave marks and kiss them all over in that particular area. Hearing them moan against my ear while they pull me closer is a divine experience.

I'm chatty and that's what makes me friendly. I'm a great conversationalist you can talk with for hours. Let me just make it clear that I'm not single and available. What I'm looking for is a friend who's fun to be with.

Most men don't want to let me go, for I'm a talented lady. Whatever sex position we try, I can stretch myself for a penetrative sex. My talent doesn't end with being flexible. With my mesmerizing eyes, men have an erection right away.

There are a lot of things I want to do in my life, but finding a man who can sexually please me is my priority right now. It would be great if he could also provide me with the love and care I deserve. Let us have a quick chat so that I can see wheth...

Make sure you can give me the pleasure and satisfaction I desire before you send me a message. I am often lazy to reply, so it may take me a long time to message you. However, I will happily have a conversation with you if you prove to me that you ha...