Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

I'm the typical lady you've met before. I speak up when I know I'm right. I say sorry when I make mistakes, but knowing my value, I also know not to say sorry when I know I'm right. The only time you'll see my soft personality is at night.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I am a gorgeous lass with a pair of double D's waiting to be motorboated. My beautiful eyes and luscious curves are ready to make any man fall for me at first sight. Let me warn you before you send me a message. I am a naughty bint with nothing but n...

My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.