I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

I'm looking for someone who knows how to have fun without getting stupid, and can be spontaneous but is also open to my ideas. So, if you're feeling a little naughty too so you know what to do.

When I am at a loose end, I reach for my makeup kit and put some makeup on my face. Then I get undressed and take pictures of my naked body. Yes, I like to take nudes with makeup on and I think it's because I feel more confident when I do that.

I am in a constant lookout for a man who knows his way around a lady's maze-like mind. I get instantly turned on when I don't need to explain myself to a man. If you are that kind of lad, then let's have a proper chinwag!