Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

I am just chuffed that you took some interest in my profile. I’m curious what caught your attention in particular. Why don’t you message me what it is and let’s spend some time talking about it. I’d prefer if we can talk during the wee hours ...

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

Do you want to drink beer or watch TV to relax? Or do you want to read books in bed? That's lovely. Because I can be your partner who loves reading and drinking beer, though I have to admit red wine is better. You know what else I fancy in bed? A goo...

I would often fantasise about playing with myself while my male mates watch on. Or get fucked hard by a dishy stranger. I'll pretend that I didn't know they were there, moaning and writhing to my heart's content.

This may sound a bit absurd, but I have this feeling that I am the one you are looking for your entire life. I can't explain why I feel this way. Chat me and we can find out if my feeling is true or nothing but an empty hunch.