I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I usually wear black. It makes me comfortable. Also, it's easy to partner it with anything. I used to like purple, but I want a darker shade, and black is perfect. How about you? What's your favourite?

The way to my heart? It's very simple. You should know how to make me orgasm so hard. Your tongue must be an expert in pleasuring my clit while your hands are pinching my nipples and caressing my breasts.

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

The men I knew always preferred tight over those with loose holes. However, I think that there is no such thing as a wide vagina. Only small dicks. Ooops! I don’t mean to offend anyone. Please tell me that what I said didn’t offend you.

I'm always hot, so before sex I should either have a shower or a hot lad should sprinkle me with cold water if he doesn't want to see too much of my wildness. But if he's okay with it, I can just be myself and devour him with my sexy mouth.