I am done with the days of waiting around for my bore of a husband to make a move. It's been years since I've been shagged, bloody well not suffer any longer. I want to get back the moments I missed out on and maybe pick up some new tricks along the ...

This old hag is looking for a fine lad who can show her how the young ones these days have fun. I am not sure what the big boys are into these days, so it would be great if there is someone who can show me the ropes and teach me.

I'm a big fan of toys, especially now that there are a lot to choose from. Back then it was either your hands or a spare toothbrush. I would often spend a whole afternoon looking for a new toy to buy and feel like a giddy lass when I find something I...

I shine not just on the outside, but from within as well. A diamond that does not need to be polished, I can catch your attention without any fuss. Please you with words and actions, not with empty promises. I make sure you're taken care of and more.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I bask in the sun while having a passionate affair with a man. I'm a one woman man, and it annoys me to be with so many men at the same time. While the thought of it is thrilling, I feel bad when I can't serve all of them equally. So me + 1 man = per...