I have the sexiest legs you will ever see and a beautiful bap. I m bleedin' flexible and imagine what I can do with my bleedin' flexible body. I can make you cum dozy or fast. How do you fancy it? Just tell me.

I'm not aroused when a man puts his knob into my fanny right away. Start kissing me on my nape all the way down, and you'll hear me moaning your name out of pleasure. Foreplay works for me when a man I've just met wants to get off me.

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

What most lads fancy about me is that I am good at being flirty and naughty. I know some ways to make lads tick and I certainly know how to make them bust a nut. If you would like me to try those ways with you, just send me a DM.

Romance should be present during getting off as it's the most important ingredient of a sexual union. As a lass with strong libido, I have learned how to mix that with unexplainable pleasure as long as the man I'm with has the same ideals.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.