I'm an athletic woman, so I'm confident to say that my legs haven't crumbled. Whether you like to have awesome sex in the shower or in the kitchen, you wouldn't see me in pain. You'll only see me in absolute pleasure.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.

Not to brag but I know how to handle randy men with ease. Though every now and then, a dishy lad comes along to turn my world upside down in the most delectable ways. I let them have their fun before I turn the tables around and start my own brand of...

Don't wear bras when going out. It's true I don't wear anything aside from my shirt paired with my tight trousers. I felt like I couldn't breathe when I used to wear them, so I'm having a break. Besides, it's what you like, don't you?