Wouldn't it be awesome to talk with someone who has the same dirty thoughts and naughty ideas? Actually, I've been looking for my whole life for a man like that. However, I have not found him. Maybe the reason for that is you haven't sent me a messag...

I love citrus scent, so don't be surprised if I like to eat scrummy orange before having a shag. Likewise, I hope having a room with a great citrus scent makes you want to have me all the more. As for my scent, I like to spray myself with perfumes th...

I don't think that I am a cruel person, I would just rather be blunt than beat around the bush. Lies are not helpful no matter what the situation may be. I seek an honest man, someone who will not hide their thoughts and emotions from me.

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

I have no love for books nor movies. Is this adulting? No idea. That doesn't mean that I have no hobbies though. In my spare time, I play table tennis or badminton. I'm also in bliss playing volleyball with a good looking bloke.

Fond of cooking and baking topless or naked, just have to put on an apron to not get splatters on me to be honest. Everyone loves my pie, especially hearing fit blokes whimper and moan as soon as they taste it, if you're catching on to what I am that...