Graphic designer and a video editor. I work at home, so it's quiet and lonely. I want my life to be seasoned with the best spices in the world. My fanny is literally complaining for my lack of getting off with a fit bloke.

I'm the bookish type who fancies to snog spectacled blokes in between the bookshelves. It's true what they say about the quiet ones being the naughtiest in bed. I love being ravished and shagged up against the walls of the library.

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

I am not looking for my happily ever after. I am only here to experience happiness in the bedroom. For me, fairy tales are nothing but a silly child's dream. I don't need a knight in shining armour. All I want is a fit stud who can make me feel like ...

To dance the night away swaying our bodies with our own original song would be the most romantic thing that could happen. Ever! Top that with lots of mouth-watering whipped cream and everything is perfect.

Looking for a partner who would love to share experiences. I'm a lonely woman who's only daily schedule involves walking the dog, working from home, and finishing it of with a glass of wine or a good old wank. I'm already old so I don't bite, at lea...