Crafting went from hobby to a small part-time business venture. My office job can get tedious and dreary even on the best days. The upside is that I get to sneak into the closets for a quick wank and no one will notice I was gone.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you want the comfort of beautiful lies and ego-pleasing deception, then I am not the lass for you. I am a very straightforward lady who is not afraid to speak her mind, especially when my man doesn't know how to give me the pleasure I deserve.

If there's one thing I can't give up, it's shagging. I can't imagine what my life would be without the warmth of someone's breath on my nape as well as his gentle strokes on my skin. Not to mention the intense look in his eyes that teases me to make ...

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

What you see in my body is what you get. Oh, and just so you know, each and every part of my body (including my titties!) is the Full Monty. I haven't done any plastic surgeries nor any cosmetic operations. I am already confident with my body and I ...