Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Me: A kind-hearted and loving person who finds talking about silling things funny instead of annoying. You: Has a sense of humor and is always happy Loves to stay up late at night to have a great chat with me

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

I'm your sex doll sent from above. I'm an alluring fairy godmother who can turn your fantasies into reality with my powerful tongue and soft hands. I'm unstoppable, and I can read what a man desires sexually.

I have my own life. I'm used to doing things on my own. Somehow, the reality hit me. From time to time, I desire to be dribbled, to be thrown to the couch, and to be pounded by a savage attractive man.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.