I collect stuff toys, lots of white soft pillows, and soft blankets. I have insomnia. I'm mostly awake at night chatting with a friend or with a stranger. I'm a minimalist. I love to keep everything simple.

The best shag of my life so far involved two men and a few bottles of whiskey. Left me sore for days but never regretted it, it was a brilliant night! Now though, I'm not looking for anything bonkers-- too old for that. Just some old-fashioned sex wi...

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

Incorporating food items into sexual activities is one of my favourite things in the world. I would often use syrups or cream to slather on the shaft and see how loud they'd moan. I wonder if men half my age are messy eaters too.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...