Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

If I could go back to my past and fix what's broken, I wouldn't want to do it. Never. I'm happy for who I've become. I have bewildering sexual experiences that I wouldn't trade with anything. It's what makes me.

I do admit that I am old, but my looks can still deceive a lot of men to think that I am a young slut. Age is nothing but a number. All that matters is that I am still as hot and horny as I am when I was younger.

I know it might sound childish at my age, but whenever I feel down I make a blanket fort. Then grab a bottle of wine and read a smutty book while laying down or sitting inside it. Who else would love to enjoy and share a fort with me?

I have to admit that I can't help but beat the beans as soon as I hear my neighbours shagging and talking dirty to each other. Their conversations are really hot, making me randy, so you can't blame me if I have to beat the beans and use my sex toys ...

Reading has become a personality trait rather than just a hobby for me. Maybe that is why I am often shy and do not know how to flirt with blokes. A shame too since I mostly read erotic novels nowadays and have a few ideas to add onto the explicit co...