I may sound desperate, but there is no other way for an old hag such as myself to get a man but to be really desperate. I will be down on my knees if I have to just to experience again the intense sensation of having a man fuck me hard until my body ...

At times I feel like my sex drive got worse as the years went by, I do not feel satisfied anymore when I wank on my own. Maybe reading naughty messages by fit blokes would be the solution to my predicament.

People I know always tell me that I will gain nothing if I continue fooling around. Well, I don't care what they say. They are just jealous because I can do whatever I want. For example, I can fuck the one reading this message just because I can. I a...

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Having a soak in a warm bath with a glass of red wine in hand at the end of a tiring day is just bloody blissful. I do have other ways to release the tension and stress that accumulated throughout the day, but they're of the "dirty" kind.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."